Done with errors

Child #1: “Apparently you can’t burp in space.”

Daddy has to question another child in class about the ‘dissapearance’ of a toy belonging to Child #1. Child #1 isn’t there but Child#2 is.  The other child denies taking it but it’s fairly obvious she’s not telling the truth. As we’re walking away Child #2 shakes her head and says seriously to me:  “She said she didn’t do it but I don’t think that’s a proof.”

Child #2: “I don’t hear very well, I think I need to get my ears pierced.”

Child #2: [walking up to a lady with dwarfism in a wheelchair] “Are you an oompa loompa?”

[Mummy walks back into the lounge]

Mummy [to Child #2]: “Excuse me. Stop drinking Mummy’s wine, please.”

Child #2: “He! My eyes have gone fizzy!”